He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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