Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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