Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
