We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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