12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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