Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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