The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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