I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It's never too late to be topless.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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