The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He shit in the fireplace
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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