Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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