actually, I'm a sock model
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Alive.
So much puke
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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