found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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