That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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