I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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