Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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