his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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