I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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