on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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