I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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