Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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