...so i touched it.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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