Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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