I am puke
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
