Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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