Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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