in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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