I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
50% drunk capacity currently
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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