Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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