Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
i need some magic done to my vagina
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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