Cold hands, warm shart.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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