i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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