If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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