i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
where am i from again
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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