Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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