Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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