He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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