Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry MISSkelly1193 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(216): View more from Ohio

dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

so im guessing thats a no.....

Fav 25 1546 3920
share tweet
(814): View more from Pennsylvania

all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot

Fav 51 8028 1246
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.

(1-902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies

Fav 11 4619 1219
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(424): View more from California

at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went

Fav 0 739 628
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(315): View more from New York

That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.

Fav 1 19 51
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT