so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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