I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
So much rum. So many feels.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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