You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
