Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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