So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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