I can tuck mytits in my pants
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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