YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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