I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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