so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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