Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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