My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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