About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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