So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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