I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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