so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
don't judge my taste in strippers
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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