Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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