Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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