these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
We need to rekindle our bromance
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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