oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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